Nick Brandt
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WASHINGTON — US Attorney General Pam Bondi responded to scathing public inquiry regarding the so-called Epstein client list by posting…
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Char Byram
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BOISE, Idaho — Local piece of shit Jesse Schweitzer was charged with impersonating a police officer after assaulting his entrapped…
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Steve Packosky
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Hey man, thanks for answering my Craigslist ad. The guys are super excited to jam with you. Just one thing,…
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Reuben Blanchard
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LOS ANGELES — WeHo-based firearms enthusiast Dave Simpson recently saw a drastic uptick in popularity amongst his left-of-center friends, confirmed…
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Colleen Nerney
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Local 37-year-old man Dan Dweyer recently added the word “storyteller” to his Instagram bio despite frequently engaging…
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I’ve never been great with human people. Maybe that’s why when Spike Jonze released his film “Her” back in 2013,…
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Ben Friedman
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The very fabric of space and time which holds the universe together began to unravel after…
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Corey Montgomery
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It’s been another week filled with unimaginable horrors and harrowing viral moments. You’re probably overwhelmed and wondering which thing you…
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RJ Atkinson
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BALTIMORE — A recent study out of Johns Hopkins confirms there’s absolutely nothing cool about drugs, except for all the…
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Tim Sheard
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It’s time to come clean once and for all. The best meal I’ve ever had was the two slices of…
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