Bobby Korec
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July 31, 2024
IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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Ben Friedman
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July 31, 2024
PARIS — A local hardcore show instantly achieved immediate legendary status after Olympic legend Simone Biles single-handedly opened up the…
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PARIS — International Olympics Committee spokesperson Mark Adams confirmed that the 3000-year-old world amateur sporting contest was “Unlikely to continue”…
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Joe Rumrill
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July 31, 2024
LOS FELIZ, Calif. — A shirt bearing the logo of a professional hockey team was deemed an acceptable purchase recently…
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Ben Friedman
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July 31, 2024
I think it’s fair to say that We Are Scientists is a great band but every time I listen to…
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Matt Husser
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July 31, 2024
INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal superfan Travis Cornwall reportedly sat his son down to have the “Nookie Talk” after the teenager…
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Ben Friedman
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July 30, 2024
ST. CLOUD, Minn. — Vice Presidential nominee J.D. Vance found himself in hot water again over his views regarding childless…
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Ben Friedman
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July 30, 2024
QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Nate McKellen was shocked to find that his landlord slapped him with a massive fine…
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Chris Bowen
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July 30, 2024
If you’re over the age of 30, and like me, incessantly watched TV while every other kid you knew was…
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Dan Kozuh
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July 30, 2024
ST. LOUIS — Local wedding DJ Ron “Mixmaster” McAllister was left in a state of utter bewilderment last Saturday after…
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