Dan Rice
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Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Ninja Turtles! You remember, the bodacious sewer-dwelling pizza-loving heroes of your childhood! We thought…
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Jeff Bender
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local 39-year-old punk Martin Brown finally succumbed to a pair of plush slip-on Skechers walking shoes after…
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Jennifer Donovan
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Hey, man, you look a little down. Everything ok? Oh yikes, sorry to hear about your mom and that bus.…
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Audrey Vieira
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BALTIMORE — Local death metal band Infested Remains landed in hot water after fans criticized the AI-generated corpse on their…
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Doug Kolic
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MILFORD, Del. — Local punk band The Vengeful Squirts were visibly more upset over the cost to park their van…
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Mimi Kenny
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Here’s some wisdom worth heeding: know your place. You might think you know everything, but you’re clearly blindsided by the…
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Greg Loschen
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SEATTLE — A leaked contract for the Hot ‘N’ Fresh Festival is causing a stir with it’s restrictive clauses that…
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Jason Clemence
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Death metal is only called death metal because it sounds like the kind of metal Chuck Schuldiner invented (at an…
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Reuben Blanchard
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Manowar is to metal, what KISS is to rock and roll: Iconic imagery. Rabid fanbase. Debatable music (at best). But…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced his latest merch launch, a $60 Bible that will the Pledge of Allegiance,…
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