Steve Esparra
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Serious question: when ranking the best hardcore bands of all time, does Poison the Well ever get brought up? Because…
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Corey Montgomery
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Seems like everywhere you look these days there's a new song waiting to be heard. No, we're not being poetic…
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Carter Schenke
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Last weekend, I was thrown out of my favorite bar for being “too aggressive” after attempting to throw a chair…
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Patrick Coyne
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CATONSVILLE, Md. — Local punk and terrible uncle Chris Middleton was genuinely unsure if his 5-year-old nephew might be too…
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Corey Montgomery
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DETROIT – Shock Rock pioneer Alice Cooper recently issued an apology for a lyric within the chorus of his 1972…
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Holden Klym
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So you’re fighting with your partner again. They call you a narcissist but even though you’re the farthest thing from…
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Scott Waldman
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Florida is a methadone-sponsored and trauma-inducing wasteland that should forever and ever times infinity be removed from everyone’s memory along…
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Colleen Nerney
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Alright, I’ve got this. I’m prepared. Rolling up to the regularly scheduled orgy with my clean STD test, 700 or…
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Jeff Bender
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Wunderkind nine-year-old magician Bucky Hancock wowed a crowd of children and parents at his sister Allison’s birthday…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced that he is now just one indictment away from receiving a free, six-inch…
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