May 2023 - Page 3 of 18

Understanding Your Parents’ Cryptic Use of Emojis

Kyle Duggan • May 28, 2023

Communicating across generations is difficult. Despite advances in technology that allow us to share thoughts and ideas without typing so…

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Rush Tribute Band All Drummers

Vince Ratti • May 28, 2023

BENSALEM, Pa. – New Rush tribute band Tom Tom Sawyer hopes to set themselves apart from the competition by being…

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Juggalo Scientists Confirm “Whoop Whoop” Means Both “Hello,” “Goodbye,” and “Show Me Your Butthole”

Doug Kolic • May 27, 2023

DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…

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Every Thrice Album Ranked

Steve Esparra • May 27, 2023

Thrice is one of those bands you either like or you love to death. There is no in between, and…

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10 Bands You Will Never Admit You Discovered Because of a Popular Movie, But We Know the Truth

Walker JF Glenn • May 27, 2023

So you’re watching “Forrest Gump” get dropped into the jungles of Vietnam, and you find yourself asking “Was this war…

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New Water Bottle Hopefully First Step in New Lifestyle

Matt McInerney • May 27, 2023

BOULDER, Colo. — Local woman Berkley Bauer has reportedly bought another fancy new water bottle that is hopefully going to…

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Someone Emailed Saying They’ll Release Video of Me Masturbating to My Entire Contacts List, and I’m Starting To Lose Faith That They Will Actually Follow Through

Freelancer • May 27, 2023

Good help is so very hard to find these days. Case in point: I received a strange email rife with…

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Ticketmaster Hits Charlie Bucket with $98.75 Service Fee for Finding Golden Ticket

Ernie Dixon • May 26, 2023

WONKAVILLE — Lucky golden ticket winner Charlie Bucket, age 9, was surprised to find himself the recipient of a $98.75…

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Every Pixies Album Ranked

Joe Rumrill • May 26, 2023

Perhaps known just as much for pioneering the “loud-quiet-loud” song structure as they are for being cool to Nirvana for…

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10 Franz Ferdinand Songs You Can Play to Remind Your Friends You Have a Degree in English

Corey Montgomery • May 26, 2023

Despite the best efforts from your friend group to dissuade you, you decided to dedicate four-plus years of your life…

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