Lauren Lavín
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March 5, 2019
Buckle up fuckers, it’s morphin’ time! K.A. Applegate’s Animorphs books were some of the most popular and traumatic YA stories…
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James Webster
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March 5, 2019
WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach…
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Gabe Gurwin
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March 5, 2019
EDMONTON, Alberta — Despite receiving criticism for its excessive loot grind, lack of content and “bricking” PCs and consoles, BioWare’s…
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Mike Civins
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March 5, 2019
Mr. Bungle? Please, do I look that old? I’m just razzing you. Seriously though, Mr. Bungle was my father's name,…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 5, 2019
PALO ALTO, Calif. — The new “gutterhaus” subscription box service is disrupting the living-on-the-streets industry by delivering artisanal cardboard boxes…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 4, 2019
A new scientific study conducted by you, your roommate’s unemployed boyfriend, and your dog Rocco via contact high, has concluded…
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MARION, Iowa — Local woman Richelle Sumner has undertaken the responsibility of helping her friends learn more about themselves through…
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Mark Roebuck
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March 4, 2019
AMARILLO, Texas — An unassuming Scrabble game played with a relative’s new boyfriend reportedly led Jimmy Bachelor to a horrifying…
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Marcus Stewart
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March 4, 2019
WASHINGTON — A disturbing poll from Gallup about the Sonic franchise revealed that, across all demographics, most people do not…
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