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NASHUA, N.H. -- Despite living a straight edge lifestyle devoid of alcohol, drugs and promiscuous sex, Wayne Hill, frontman of…
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Teenagers are often as ignorant as they are opinionated. In the case of local teenager, Ricky Spencer, homophobic remarks have…
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RICHMOND, Va. -- Following a failed attempt to kickstart a career in sandwich artistry, local man Mike Barkley officially enrolled…
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Eric Navarro
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BETHLEHEM, Penn. -- Twenty-hour-per-week GameStop employee Max Landry recently revealed his true calling as a “full-time Marxist,” insisting that he…
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As new media pioneers and the platform for futuristic four-dimensional storytelling, The Hard Times is always seeking new ways to engage and…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. -- A recent gathering for the National Policy Institute, a white supremacist think tank looking to rebrand under the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ISLIP, N.Y. — Tommy Kersten, 26, suffered severe injuries after being brutally attacked by a shark while crowd surfing at…
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Ed Saincome
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Wow. Shit just keeps getting worse. Last night, at an undisclosed hospital, Lars Ulrich passed away at the age of…
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Hana Michels
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SEATTLE -- Local man Brian Reynolds embarrassed himself again thanks to his unique skill of transforming into a historian of…
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Eric Navarro
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The Walking Dead season 7 has seen a precipitous drop in viewership week after week, but no one can deny…
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