Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — ICE unveiled a new recruitment ad today that was just Saliva's “Click, Click, Boom” playing at an insanely…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…
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Tim Sheard
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DALLAS — A local 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline worker abruptly hung up on a caller from U.S. Immigration and…
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Johnny Amizich
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order that required Disneyland to reopen Splash Mountain and “Song of The…
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Ben Friedman
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OMAHA, Neb. — Recent budget cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration by the Trump Administration has rendered it…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem revealed that she shot a department watchdog in the face simply because…
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Lauren Grimaldi
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WASHINGTON — The United States Supreme Court reportedly began adding “no worries if not” at the end of all rulings…
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Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK — Columbia University agreed to re-hire several prominent phrenologists in a bid to quell President Trump’s threat of…
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Mark Danowsky
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PHILADELPHIA — Local 39-year-old Dwight Jenkins went on a series of tirades decrying “Gen Z’s endless string of luck” and…
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Justin Cummings
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NEW YORK — President Donald Trump vowed to bring sweatshops back to the US by reverting chic loft apartments, confirmed…
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