Kevin Flynn
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KYOTO — Startling and delighting fans who had been starved for exciting announcements from the company, Nintendo announced in a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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DESERTED ISLAND — Villagers on the island you helped populate haven't noticed your multi-month absence, according to reporters who recently…
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Jolie Darrow
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WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…
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Patrick Coyne
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By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…
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Joe Tilleli
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a collection of 3D Mario games from past generations coming to Nintendo Switch today, available…
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Ben Friedman
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RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — After hours of mediation, divorcing couple David and Sophie Keller have finally found middle ground as they…
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Collin Brown
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NORTHERN HEMISPHERE — Chaos erupted during a Fourth of July fireworks celebration held by the animal inhabitants of the newly…
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Andy Holt
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…
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