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Limp Bizkit Fan Figures Out Exact Day in 1998 That Fred Durst Was Singing About in “Break Stuff”

Zack Zagranis • June 14, 2025

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Limp Bizkit superfan Dylan “Chuds” McKenzie pinpointed the exact day Fred Durst is referring to in the…

Guy In Faith No More Shirt Talking About Faith No More

Mike Civins • May 7, 2021

SCOTCH PLAINS, N.J. — Local software engineer and Faith No More superfan Duane Morsman left his residence this morning wearing…

Aging Dashboard Confessional Fan Finds His Hair Everywhere

Nariko Ott • December 17, 2020

LOS ANGELES — 35-year-old self-described “Dashboard Confessional superfan” David Calva awoke today to find his male-pattern baldness went into overdrive,…