Louie Aronowitz
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MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…
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Ella Gale
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Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare,…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing…
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Dan Rice
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By now you’ve all seen that viral story about the dying Star Wars fan who was granted a private screening…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed…
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Joe Klein
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Ever since George Lucas’s sci-fi epic The Phantom Menace premiered in 1999, Star Wars fans have been obsessed with one…
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LD Wallace
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MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Amanda Lucas, daughter of Star Wars creator George Lucas, was reportedly enraged after discovering that her father…
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