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Shitty Cloud Doesn’t Even Look Like an Animal or Nothing

Ben Sobieck • August 21, 2025

MINNEAPOLIS — The appearance of an unremarkable cloud in the sky enraged pedestrians in Uptown, prompting a police response in…

Skywriter Forced to Make Ends Meet with Chemtrails Gig

Tom Peters • May 21, 2020

DALLAS — Local small aircraft pilot Skippy Barnes is supplementing his skywriting income with a clandestine, government-backed chemical-spraying side gig,…

Staring Directly at Eclipse Least Harmful Thing Punk Will Do to His Body Today

Dan Kozuh • August 21, 2017

NEWPORT, Ore. — When local punk Greg Denny looks directly into the sun during today’s eclipse without the aid of…