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Woman Ghosted Seven Days After Watching Cursed Skate Video

James Webster • May 17, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Local barista Ashley Campos was dismayed to realize that she was ghosted by a skater exactly seven…

28-Year-Old Just Getting Into Skateboarding Highly Overestimating Its Sex Appeal

Heather Cook • April 23, 2021

NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local failure Max Kugler was reportedly sighted practicing his ollies at the Haledon Skate Park on…

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Man Who Stormed Senate Already Back to Yelling at Skateboarders in Walmart Parking Lot

The Hard Times Staff • January 7, 2021

GEORGETOWN, Del. — Local man Ben Hartsock resumed his normal business of yelling at skateboarders for trespassing in a parking…