Man Holding Lost Shoe Above Pit Like Trophy of War Sean Mullee • December 16, 2022 LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Local pit boss Ralph MacQuery created a sense of chaos and turmoil when he suddenly hoisted a… Read More →
Punks Asked To Take Off Shoes at Finished Basement Show Senneca Stone • May 28, 2022 OLIN, N.Y. — Local show promoter Ace Tucker dampened the mood of a recent show billed as “Brutal Basement Hardcore”… Read More →
House Party Forces Sneakerhead to Leave Personality at the Door Jay Wells L'Ecuyer • July 30, 2021 ALBANY, N.Y. — Avid sneakerhead Jeremy ‘Choice Kicks’ Santini reportedly died inside when first time homeowner Michael Beatty instructed all… Read More →
Shoegaze Band’s Pedalboard Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Creative Control Mark Turner • November 27, 2015 SEATTLE -- Local shoegaze rockers and engineering hobbyists, Whale Coma, accidentally created the world’s first artificially intelligent band member when their pedalboard… Read More →
