Patrick Coyne											
										
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										MACON, Ga. — Panic-stricken and barely coherent GWAR roadie Miles Giodarno was spotted dashing through the streets of Macon, desperately…									
									
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												Laurie Bolewitz											
										
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										RICHMOND, Va. — Metal band GWAR’s newest lead vocalist was announced via a giant white steam cloud of creamy ejaculate…									
									
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												Sari Beliak											
										
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										CAPITOLA, Calif. –– Awkward man Bryan Erdman revealed Monday that he is never quite sure what to do with his…									
									
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												Ramona Apthorp											
										
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										LOS ANGELES — Local punk and weed enthusiast Sam “Switch” Gremillion inserted his penis into an old bong Wednesday afternoon…									
									
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												Dom Turek											
										
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										GARLAND, Texas — Local woman Kristen Tate practices safe sex by taking her birth control at the exact same time…									
									
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