Ben Friedman
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August 15, 2021
Meeting a new romantic partner is technically easier than ever, but weeding through dating apps is enough to make dying…
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Nathan Kamal
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August 11, 2021
CHICAGO — Local man Wesley Farkas is worried that a recent proposal to enter into a lifetime commitment with girlfriend…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 22, 2021
"Pulp Fiction" was Quentin Tarantino’s commercial breakthrough, and one of the defining films of the 1990s. While everyone knows iconic…
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Patrick Coyne
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June 30, 2021
NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…
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Heather Cook
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June 30, 2021
Being from New Jersey is a personality trait, we get it. You think you’re special because you’ve never pumped your…
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Eric Navarro
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June 27, 2021
Relationship killers are everywhere. Love is a battlefield and it's littered with landmines. Say one wrong thing and you'll find…
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Heather Cook
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May 22, 2021
How could a floppy-eared simp like Roger Rabbit ever score a babe as iconic and sexy as Jessica Rabbit? This…
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Shea Strauss
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December 19, 2020
WILMINGTON, N.C. — Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction,…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 24, 2020
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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Ted Pillow
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December 4, 2019
DETROIT — Married couple Jason and Holly Erickson spent their fifth anniversary dinner on Saturday night savagely roasting an “atrocious”…
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