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Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character
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LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that Bryan Kirk, a newly added…
Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It
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MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across the map in a video…
Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Avid gamer Mark Spears utilized a video game character creation tool with millions of possibilities, including hundreds of different fantasy species, to…



