Colyn Emery
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WASHINGTON -- A flying sleigh led by eight tiny reindeer confirmed to belong to Santa Claus was found in violation…
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Ashley Naftule
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- After a decade of constant touring, indie rock trio Thanks for the Manatees finally cashed in the…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ODENSE, Kan. -- An ugly Christmas sweater has reportedly grown up into a beautiful bathrobe, in what one lucky local…
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The Hard Times Staff
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RENO, Nev. -- Several founding members of local group chat “Wild Boyz” have started a new thread dedicated entirely to…
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Jonathan Diener
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- While the rest of the world is out buying presents for loved ones this holiday season,…
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NEW YORK — A much-needed last-minute practice for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was delayed yet again by fucking Dale Andrews, who…
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Michael Palladino
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DENVER -- Local resident Dan Biez confirmed a leaked financial report earlier today, disclosing that the kief catcher on his…
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Rick Homuth
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v EGAS — The anarchist bowling team known as the Eight Pin Workdays failed yet again to properly organize a…
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Chris Nakis
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Recent iOS convert and devout iPhone user Dale Bowman has begun to pray five times per…
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Collin Canning
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NEW YORK - An ancient genie, sworn to grant three wishes to whomever releases him from his magic lamp, was…
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