Vincent J Ives
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WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Local Confederate LARPer Dale McKagney was known around town as a loser in his everyday life which…
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Corey Montgomery
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We’ve made it through yet another week with at least some semblance of sanity left. To ensure you burn off…
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BRAUNAU AM INN, Austria — Democratic Congressman David Eastlund of Nevada bent the rules of time and space as we…
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Tim Mehew
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NEW YORK — Local ad agency Brunch Menu launched a new advertising campaign that simply read, “These aren’t your dad’s…
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Jordan Liffengren
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As I write this from a jail cell for accidental tax evasion, I know one thing is certain: the world…
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Corey Montgomery
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You may have woken up this morning noticing the light was a little different. That’s right, it’s that magical time…
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Maksym LaRouche
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BROWNSVILLE, Texas — SpaceX announced they will no longer be allowing school teachers on their spaceships following the second explosion…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Controversial rapper Kanye West interrupted the Best Picture winner on stage at the Academy Awards to say…
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The Hard Times Staff
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PROVIDENCE, R.I — Local crust punk Phil "Sponge" Baker is planning on participating in today's economic blackout by vowing to…
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Tim Graham
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HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Local dumpster diver Kev Grubbs treated himself to some wet food that was beyond his typical dry…
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