presidential election Archives

Tireless Chris Christie Begins Preparation for 2028 Presidential Election Dropout Announcement

Bobby Korec • January 11, 2024

MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — The notoriously hardworking Chris Christie began preparing for his 2028 presidential election dropout announcement mere hours…

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Trump to Honor the Brave Men and Women Who Fought During the Upcoming Holyfield/Belfort 9/11 Fight

Bobby Korec • September 11, 2021

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men…

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Parents Announce Plan to Vote for Whoever Appears on TV Last

Nick Ortolani • October 21, 2020

ATHENS, Ga. — A boomer-aged couple announced today their coordinated effort to vote in the upcoming presidential election for the…

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‘Mass Effect’ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending

Giovanni Colantonio • July 14, 2020

RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…

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