Kevin Tit
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A cable cutting out in the middle of band practice is a highly frustrating and commonplace occurrence. A workplace hazard,…
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Claire Brown
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that 90 percent of new songs are not attempts at a…
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Brad Skafish
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VALPARAISO, Ind. — Local punk band Panama Root Canal enjoyed a record turnout last night for the Cleveland stop of…
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Sam Rose
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DAVIS, Calif. — Sue and Phil Atherton were caught exchanging furtive glances last night in anticipation of the coitus scheduled…
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CHICAGO — Singer/guitarist of political punk band Numb Chomsky and Global Political Systems Ph.D. candidate Miles “The Throat” Fitzsimmons realized…
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Tom Fuller
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- Members of death metal band Bastard Death Satan Machine believe their drummer has been intentionally sabotaging their…
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NEW YORK — A much-needed last-minute practice for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was delayed yet again by fucking Dale Andrews, who…
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Eric Navarro
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. – Disturbing security footage surfaced overnight of political skate-punk band Make America Skate Again taking performance enhancing…
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James Wells
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PHOENIX – Critics called into question the work ethic and energy conservation skills of hardcore band Alien 5 earlier this…
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WASHINGTON -- With Hillary Clinton’s steady rise in the 2016 Presidential election polls, former President Bill Clinton is optimistic he…
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