Sarah Cortina
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Look, I’ve done some things I’m not proud of in this life. We all tell little white lies to get…
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Steve Packosky
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WYTHEVILLE, Va. — Scott Griffith, vocalist and guitarist for black metal band Skogklage, showed himself to be a total poser…
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Steve Packosky
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SAN DIEGO — Metalhead and total poser Greg Borneck had patches for bands that you recognized on his battle vest…
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Steve Packosky
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Welp, your sole pair of Wranglers that you wear to work, shows, dates, restaurants, and even funerals now has a…
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Zachary Wolf
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HONOLULU — Local skateboarding bulldog Excalibur reportedly pushes the board with his back legs instead of his front ones like…
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Being part of a subculture isn’t just about having the right look, going to the right events, or rubbing elbows…
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Zack Zagranis
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It was P.T. Barnum’s angsty cousin who once said, “There’s a poser born every minute,” and the older I get,…
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Ryan Dondero
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Steve “Vomit” Parker reportedly began his annual metamorphosis into a Sublime guy after temperatures cracked the…
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Steve Packosky
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WHEELING, W.V. – Supposed Cannibal Corpse fan Gary Morgan is allegedly using a dating app to find a new romantic…
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Laurie Bolewitz
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NEW YORK — Local man and frequent shirt-wearer Tim Abderman stands accused of being a total poser due to his…
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