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Masked Militia Member Harassing Voters in Line at Polling Location Forgot Where He Parked His Squad Car

Trevor Graham • November 5, 2024

PEORIA, Ill. — A masked member of a local militia who was harassing people waiting in line to vote embarrassingly…

Friend Who Doesn’t Care About Politics Only Watching Election Coverage for the Commercials

R. Anthony Mahan • November 5, 2024

PORTLAND, Maine — Local apolitical friend Bryce Flowers admitted that he is only watching the 2024 election coverage for the…

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Republican Voter Can’t Tell If Nazi Imagery In TV Ad Supposed To Be Positive Or Negative

Jerrod Kingery • November 2, 2024

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Lifelong Republican voter Travis Andrews remains puzzled after not being able to determine if the Nazi imagery…

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Elon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Card

Sean Fallon • November 1, 2024

BUTLER, Penn. – Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card,…

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Experts Warn Trump Border Policy Will Block Thousands of Canadian Girlfriends from Attending American Proms

Dan Kozuh • October 11, 2024

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Experts warned that if re-elected, former President Trump's stringent border policies could prevent thousands of Canadian girlfriends…

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Trump Further Alienates Self on International Level After Posting “I HATE MOO DENG” on Truth Social

The Hard Times Staff • October 5, 2024

PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Trump drew the ire of the worldwide population after posting “I HATE MOO DENG”…

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Tim Walz Debating Chatbot Trained Entirely On Your Uncle’s Social Media Feeds In Preparation For Vance Debate

Tim Sheard • October 1, 2024

NEW YORK — Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz recently revealed that he has been practicing for the debate with J.D.…

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Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying “Ew”

Sean Fallon • September 6, 2024

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed…

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Opinion: It’s Time to Stop Letting Politics Divide Us and Start Building a Time Machine to Go Back and Help Bill and Ted Get an A+ in History

Dan Rice • September 5, 2024

Words like “hope” and “optimism” have been going around a lot the last few weeks, but if you ask me,…

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Help! We Turned the Political Discourse Way Down but Now We Can Hear Our Neighbor Learning to Play Guitar

Doug Kolic • August 25, 2024

The political divide in this country has never been more extreme. Americans have been siloed into two opposing groups with…

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