Steve Packosky											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										OK, let me make myself exceedingly clear on one thing: I always do the necessary amount of research before I…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Matt Husser											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										As the secret proceedings of the Papal Conclave draw to a close, millions of people around the world are waiting…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Peter Ferrarese											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										My family and I love living here in Montclair — there are restaurants for my wife and me, theaters and…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Ben Friedman											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										Unless you’ve been blissfully unaware of any and all current events, this country is fucked. I’m not trying to sound…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Dom Turek											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										Man domesticated dogs nearly 15,000 years ago, and astonishingly, there are now 400 distinct dog breeds. Even more astonishing is…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Tim Sheard											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										My name is Professor Henry Davison. I have been a professor of English for twelve years at Grover Cleveland University…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Nathan Kamal											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										There comes a time in every marriage in which you have to admit that things have gone too far. You…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Ryan Clark											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										Dear America. I know that this country is supposed to be a melting pot where different nationalities and cultures can…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Shane Pauker											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										Turnstile used to play real hardcore, man. I don’t know what happened to them. People like to call out their…									
									
										Read More →									
								 
							
												
																	
								
								
									
									
										
																						
												Ben Friedman											
										
										•
										
									 
									
										Not to sound like a bitter old man but things truly were better back in the halcyon days of the…									
									
										Read More →