Eric Degliomini
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Whenever I meet someone else who works in finance, they’re quick to admire my nice clothes, six-figure salary, and ability…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif.— Deftones frontman Chino Moreno was recently discovered belting out various moans and screams into an oscillating fan while…
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Nathan Kamal
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local metalhead and part-time barista Oscar “Grouch” Palmer woke from a horrible nightmare in which his treasured…
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Steve Packosky
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PHOENIX – Heavy metal icon and singer of Judas Priest Rob Halford reportedly received a final warning for riding his…
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Steve Packosky
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Sick Formulas Fatal to the Flesh shirt, bro. You’re a Morbid Angel fan? Prove it by naming three ancient Sumerian…
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Dan Kozuh
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LEMI, Finland — The International Heavy Metal Association (IHMA) agreed today to accept that “Beer” and “Professional Wrestling” will be…
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Tim Sheard
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RICHMOND, Va. — Banished Scumdogs of the Universe and legendary heavy metal band GWAR are reportedly planning on releasing a…
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Bobby Korec
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It’s the summer, which means it’s time for barbecues, good food, and my entire family to be scared shitless because…
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Chris Bowen
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HOBOKEN, N.J. — Slayer superfan Dwayne Imico inadvertently discovered how much of his own puke his new Slayer Igloo cooler…
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Matt Husser
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SEATTLE — Jerry Cantrell reportedly revealed that 1992 Alice in Chains hit “Them Bones” was actually inspired by the time…
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