Steve Packosky
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DAYTON, Ohio — You settled for talking about Lamb of God with your coworker Nate Hollis after he heard you…
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Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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Chris Bowen
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AUBURN, N.Y. — Local metalhead Stew Benendez came to the realization he could no longer headbang the way he used…
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Steve Packosky
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MARSHALL, Minn. — Slovenly and unkempt metalhead Freddy Clark somehow sported the most beautiful head of hair you’d ever encountered,…
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SAN ANTONIO — Local metalhead Spencer Leggieri is reportedly being scouted by multiple pizza shops across the city in hopes…
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Jason Clemence
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 46-year-old metalhead Rich Dresden nervously concocted a complex narrative to explain to the clerk at Urgent…
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Steve Packosky
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PHILADELPHIA — Lifelong fan of black metal Karl Donner was reportedly unsure if his fandom of Norwegian stalwarts Dimmu Borgir…
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Shane Pauker
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CINCINNATI — Metalhead Tim Grant took off his glasses, let down his ponytail, and shook his hair out, only to…
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