Kevin Coutu
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NEW YORK — Local therapist Dr. Lauren Mitchell reassured her patient Monday that it is completely normal for a loser…
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Dan Kozuh
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There are two very different reasons a person might find themselves alone at midnight, noise-cancelling headphones on, staring out their…
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Ben Friedman
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TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Local punk Harrison Williams found himself experiencing a new sense of inner peace after fucking up…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — New mother Kelly Wazowski's night out was saved at the last minute after successfully bringing their newborn child…
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WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…
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Charles Bill
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local 42-year-old man Marshall Reese is descending into a nightmarish, unending spiral of increasingly comforting sleepytime teas, unable…
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A recent study revealed that only five percent of U.S. adults suffer from a mood disorder, but James Young, a…
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Zack Zagranis
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Hate is a word usually reserved for one’s most despised enemies, but what if the most pustulant, putrid, revolting human…
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Ben Friedman
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With so many dubious reports and "studies" flooding our news channels and social media, it is damn near impossible to…
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