WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…
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Charles Bill
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local 42-year-old man Marshall Reese is descending into a nightmarish, unending spiral of increasingly comforting sleepytime teas, unable…
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A recent study revealed that only five percent of U.S. adults suffer from a mood disorder, but James Young, a…
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Zack Zagranis
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Hate is a word usually reserved for one’s most despised enemies, but what if the most pustulant, putrid, revolting human…
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Ben Friedman
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With so many dubious reports and "studies" flooding our news channels and social media, it is damn near impossible to…
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Dan Rice
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Well, it’s been a long and particularly depressing winter, and it started to feel like it would never end, but…
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Rachel Hein
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local emotional support dog Gus is reportedly “at his limit” and has sought his own emotional…
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Cody Arbor
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local man Timothy Kroeger reportedly lost his shit again despite bragging about how little sleep he…
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The Hard Times Staff
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NEW BEDFORD, Mass. — Friends and family of local man Rick Winston marveled at his nonchalant attitude about attending highly…
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