Chris Bowen
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A recent ancestry report revealed that a small portion of hardcore legend Henry Rollins’ DNA could be…
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Kyle Erf
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KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot,…
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Andy Holt
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ROYAL RACEWAY — A kart driver at the Royal Raceway Grand Prix was accused of trespassing on the grounds of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has reportedly entered a full state of panic with executives blindsided after Microsoft announced that it…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation…
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David Sitrick
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NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two…
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