The Mountain Goats’ sound could be likened to the reality of being a weekend dad set in a minor key. As we’ve discussed before, the…
Every Plain White T’s Album Ranked Worst To Best
Sometimes a telling benchmark for a band’s mainstream success is whether or not moms rock out to said act in their SUVs that drain gas…
Ten Underrated Albums From Victory Records That Will Make You Feel Like a Loser for Ignoring
Let’s start this alphabetical underrated piece featuring ten albums from Victory Records by listing eight bands, potentially your Top 8 on Myspace in the 2000s,…
Every All Time Low Album Ranked Worst To Best
No, All Time Low’s EP “Put Up or Shut Up” is not technically an album, and yes, their debut studio effort “The Party Scene” shouldn’t…
Every Saves the Day Album Ranked Worst To Best
The emo-adjacent band known as Saves the Day has other songs not called “At Your Funeral,” and no, they don’t only have one album; Saves…
Every Mayday Parade Album Ranked Worst To Best
As we know, Florida sucks, but Mayday Parade sure doesn’t. Tallahassee’s pride and joy pop-rock/pop-punk has seen more than their fair share of drama, we’re…
Every Simple Plan Album Ranked Worst To Best
Simple Plan, Canada’s pride and joy pop punk act, successfully infected the mainstream in 2002 with their debut studio album, the curiously named “No Pads,…
Every We Came as Romans Album Ranked Worst To Best
We Came as Romans’ co-frontman Kyle Pavone had a sweet timbre that was unheard in the late-aughts metalcore scene prior, and sadly died in 2018,…
Every Atreyu Album Ranked Worst To Best
As you likely know, Orange County was certainly “the (literal) zone” for metal-adjacent, punk rock, third-wave ska, and racist acts large and small in the…
Top 15 Title Fight Songs to Ease the Pain of Them Probably Never Getting Back Together
Title Fight remains the only good thing to come out of Pennsylvania. They also remain hardcore’s gold-star ghosters for being on unofficial hiatus since 2018,…
Every Sleeping With Sirens Album Ranked Worst To Best
“If You Can’t Hang,” easily one of the more successful scene anthems of the 2010s, and that is NOT hyperbole, is not Sleeping With Sirens’…
Every The Ataris Album Ranked Worst To Best
Hey kid, The Ataris are Kris Roe, and Kris Roe is The Ataris; you should let it go like The Lion King’s hyena Elsa if…
Rolling Stone List of 250 Greatest Guitarists Snubs Battery-Operated Sunflower in Sunglasses
NEW YORK — The nation was in uproar last week when it was discovered that Rolling Stone’s list of 250 greatest guitarists failed to acknowledge…
50 Horror Villains Ranked By How Likely They Would Be to Seek Therapy
Ah, the movies. The pictures. A movie is a wish your heart makes to your brain. A movie is a secret shared by millions of…
30 Moments From the A24 Haunted House That Didn’t Scare Us but Forced Us To Confront Trauma
Spooky season is in full swing, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than visiting a haunted house? Unfortunately, as we get…