Lent Tag Archives - HARDTIMES

Ben Friedman • February 18, 2026

NEW YORK — Broadcast giant CBS announced to its staff and subsidiaries that the network would be giving up any…

James Knapp • March 8, 2020

CLEVELAND — Involuntarily celibate churchgoer Donald Bates resolved today that, in observance of Lent, he will abstain from all sexual…

Bobby Korec • March 5, 2020

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local punk Gary Trentson is recycling his New Year’s resolution for Lent this year after failing miserably…