Reuben Blanchard
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LOS ANGELES — WeHo-based firearms enthusiast Dave Simpson recently saw a drastic uptick in popularity amongst his left-of-center friends, confirmed…
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Bobby Korec
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SAN FRANCISCO — Leftist software engineer Connor Newburg vocally expressed wishing that he could travel back in time to kill…
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Zach Hudson
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No one criticizes leftists more than other leftists, and ever since I told my DSA working group that I enjoy…
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Jon Ruggiero
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Penn. — Local leftist, and amateur craftsman, Flint Cropwell admits to harboring a burning hatred for people who espouse…
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V.F. Thompson
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Okay, look, listen up. I know I’m an anarchist, and that means that I reject any and all forms of…
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Freelancer
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PORTLAND — Ardent leftist and Socialist Rifle Association member Jamie Stoltz was hospitalized after severely damaging her tongue by biting…
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Lauren Lavín
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With the 2020 election cycle heating up, it’s impossible to go a single day without hearing about Bernie Sanders, the…
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Anthony Kelly
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PORTLAND, Ore. — 28-year-old chronic insomniac Griffin Harper finally got some good sleep last night after a single paragraph of…
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