Chad Kubrak
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It’s 2025 and after over a decade of unchallenged mainstream hegemony, your hatred of Drake has been vindicated. Look, we…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW ORLEANS — Rapper Kendrick Lamar thrilled the nation during his Super Bowl halftime appearance after revealing his special guest…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Alleged pedophile and formerly popular rapper Drake hopes a friend can get him hired at Trader Joe’s…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — President Biden’s struggling campaign was given a sudden boost with his approval numbers at record highs after releasing…
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Charles Bill
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TORONTO — Drake shocked the world when he released a new diss track aimed at Kendrick Lamar where the Canadian…
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Synesthesia is a neurological phenomenon where wires get crossed in the brain mixing up the senses. For example, synesthetes might…
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Liam Hart
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LOS ANGELES — A reportedly distraught Kendrick Lamar was unavailable for comment following the Friday release of his latest album,…
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