Dom Turek
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Most people are satisfied with the humdrum routine of everyday life. For the average homebody, something as simple as switching…
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Rob Ryder
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OSLO, Norway — Physicists at the Goering Institute of Hardcore Physics recently discovered a new form of toilet paper thinner…
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Jay Leon Feder
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After decades of shows set in suburbia, no other kids' show captured the zeitgeist of urban life quite like “Hey…
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Arielle Andreano
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Local woman Hallie Phillips is reportedly thriving during an attempt to reduce alcohol consumption despite posting…
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Nathan Kamal
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Okay, that’s it. I’ve had enough. I’m done being toyed with. No longer will I sit around and wait for…
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Cory Cousins
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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local stoner rockers Dust Buster’s recent argument that devolved into screaming and name-calling ultimately led to hot,…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Congressional lawmakers reached a new bipartisan consensus to allow their caretakers to vote on their behalf, confirmed sources…
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Jennifer Donovan
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The joyless march towards death comes with many indignities like wearing earplugs at concerts, knees that can’t outrun cops, or…
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Zack Zagranis
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local Korn fan Floyd Brennan recently admitted that the band hit its peak approximately 50 seconds into…
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Corey Montgomery
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Goddamn, what a week, huh? If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably been spending the majority of your time since…
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