Jacky Pritchard
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Bro, listen to me. I know you weren’t even gonna come out tonight. Long week. Rent’s late. Life is a…
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Tim Graham
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POTTSTOWN, Pa. — Sarah and Luke Fleming opted to have a child to serve to exempt them from attending any…
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Doug Kolic
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CALGARY, Alberta — A dog cohabitating with some local punks announced that he’s fed up with constantly being falsely accused…
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Steve Packosky
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So you’ve found yourself at a Desolated show, and you want to be certain that nobody other than you gets…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump announced a new program to help boost ICE enlistment numbers by promising to forgive any debt…
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Steve Packosky
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NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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Dom Turek
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Man domesticated dogs nearly 15,000 years ago, and astonishingly, there are now 400 distinct dog breeds. Even more astonishing is…
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David Britton
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EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Founding Primus member Les Claypool finally reached a level of competence that will allow him to…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Death Crack bassist Tim Bolz said he was “totally fine” with writing his own birthday post on the…
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Zack Zagranis
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Hate is a word usually reserved for one’s most despised enemies, but what if the most pustulant, putrid, revolting human…
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