Peter Woods
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Is there a bigger time suck in this world than trying to come up with a new band name? Every…
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NEW YORK — Local man Peter Spearman was shocked when he discovered the frontman of his all-time favorite band Chaos…
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Matt Husser
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BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg sparked controversy after claiming that Elon Musk's botched penis implant “wouldn't have gone down like that”…
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Rachel Hein
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A relationship has been confirmed as “officially over” when a woman robbed her former lover at gunpoint. This is a…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — Federal Communications Commission (FCC) employee Joshua Boyd found himself in way over his fucking head after being tasked…
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Neel Bhakta
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DENVER — A recent report from social psychologists at the University of Denver revealed that members of the local ska…
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Zachary Wolf
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There’s no denying that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, and everyone has their opinion on why…
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BALTIMORE — Corey Cruz, drummer of hardcore band Maximum Output, reportedly told lead singer Devin Altman to please put his…
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Steve Packosky
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BIRMINGHAM, England — A large number of the attendees of Black Sabbath’s upcoming reunion show at Villa Park announced their…
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Here at The Hard Times, a lot of us fancy ourselves to be sort of armchair history buffs. As we’re…
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