BLACKWELL, Okla. — Local man Darren McFadden was ready to take on his day after his Instagram algorithm fed him…
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One was a massively corrupt political party dragging the country into authoritarian oligarchy through lies, xenophobia, and secret police. The…
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Shane Pauker
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AKRON, Ohio — Attendees at Hamster Death Method’s latest concert felt overwhelmingly “whoo,” per an impromptu survey conducted by the…
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Trevor Graham
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WICHITA, Kan. — Local 62-year-old dad Carl Strungis reportedly spends hours glued to The History Channel, absorbing absolutely nothing except…
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Matt Husser
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Ah, the Fourth of July: the day we celebrate George Washington conquering thousands of commies back in biblical times to…
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Jason Clemence
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local husband and father of three Brett Spalding proudly showed off his expensive new grill to friends…
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Tim Sheard
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HULL, U.K. — Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with…
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Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning…
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Doug Kolic
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MESA, Ariz. — A local man, described by everyone who knows him as an unambitious, directionless complete loser, is reportedly…
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Chris Bowen
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CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local man Thomas Harper mistakenly ordered a large number of CDs by nu-metal band Powerman 5000 in…
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