Tim Sheard
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Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music,…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is now urging republicans to vote for the release of the Epstein files, following a…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — William Hopper, the bassist for local metal band Cannibal Buffet, was abruptly promoted after a particularly bad streptococcal…
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Tim Graham
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Beloved local air guitarist Lance DeStefano is recovering after overdosing on imaginary drugs backstage before a performance,…
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Rachel Hein
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Calling it her most confusing bedroom request to date, the boyfriend of a local woman reported that he was asked…
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Brian Wishart
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local father Jim Lapkus, who seemingly abandoned his family four years ago after saying he was just…
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Jay Leon Feder
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2025 has, without a doubt, been one of the bleakest years in a decade made up entirely of bleak years.…
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Doug Kolic
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DULUTH, Minn. — A local piece of shit maître d’ at an upscale French bistro reportedly never passed on a…
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Jennifer Donovan
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REVERE, Mass. — Local porn addict AJ Robkowski reportedly watched so much AI porn that he no longer finds real-life…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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I don’t care what anybody says over at the Hallmark Greeting Card Company, love is difficult. The prospect of spending…
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