BUTLER, Penn. — A loose, and utterly disgusting, accidental bowel movement inside former President Trump’s underwear admitted it was already stinking up the surrounding area…
WASHINGTON — President Biden’s struggling campaign was given a sudden boost with his approval numbers at record highs after releasing a blistering diss track aimed…
Since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution, the ruling class has done their best to extract as much capital from their workers while subjecting them…
HOUSTON – A local couple who initially met at a Weezer are reportedly lying to friends and family, by claiming they found each other through…
WASHINGTON — Top Democratic decision-makers are reportedly doing damage control after President Biden confessed to multiple murders on a hot mic after another damaging public…
NEW YORK — A group of Broadway producers greenlit a highly anticipated musical with an original book by Lin-Manuel Miranda that chronicles the history of…
PORTLAND—Local man and self-confessed “introverted-ass” Will Dobbs is pleading for a real-life equivalent to the popular text and Instagram “like message” feature, chronically online sources…
Hollywood, California by way of Cincinnati, Ohio’s Black Veil Brides has existed for almost two decades, yes, almost TWENTY years, and have six albums which…
Trap Them (originally known as Trap Them and Kill Them) was one of those bands that had great albums, but to truly “get” them you…
One of our roommates just moved out with no notice. He wasn’t really a good fit in the house anyway. He always complained about the…
Canadian National Treasure, pioneers in the marketing of microbrews to microgenres, leaders in the field of musical robotics (check out Compressorhead), and loveable hoser weirdos…
The transcendental quintessence of art lies in its ineffable capacity to evoke profound emotional resonance and intellectual contemplation. Through a symphony of chromatic intricacies and…
It can be difficult to communicate to everyone how horny you are in a way that all parties understand. Gone are the days when you…
COLLEGE PARK, Md. – A new study suggests that the Cro-Mags may have used Pro Tools in the Late Hardcore Phase, contradicting earlier theories about…
DARBY, Penn. — Local punk mother Janelle Zander was mortified to discover her son, whom she believed was out partying with friends, was actually diligently…