CASPER, Wyo. — Municipal Waste fan Dylan Medina was shocked and disgusted after remembering that he drank responsibly at local bar Shooter’s last night, sources…
Concerned Friends and Family Fear Man Has Reached “‘80s Speed Metal Fan” Level of Alcoholism
By Chris Bowen
TORONTO — Family and friends of local man Neil Dupont are growing increasingly concerned for his health after showing signs that his alcohol problem has…
Punk’s LinkedIn Headshot Only Picture of Him Not Blackout Drunk
By Ben Friedman
SANTA FE, N.M. — Local punk Trevor McGill was shocked but not surprised to find the only existing photo of him not blackout drunk was…