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LANSING, Mich. — Recently married couple Wendy and Patrick Clark are facing a fourth night without any sleep whatsoever after refusing medical assistance despite constant,…
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The holidays can be hard for even the closest families. Plus, with culture war tearing us apart, it can be difficult to sit down at…