Brett Olsen
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local born again crust punk Richard “Skuz-Dixx” Vanderbilt was recently baptized in sewage after deciding to…
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Matt Husser
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CHICAGO — Local residents are reportedly hunkering down and preparing for the worst after Dave Matthews Band’s private jet was…
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BUTLER, Penn. — A loose, and utterly disgusting, accidental bowel movement inside former President Trump's underwear admitted it was already…
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Patrick Coyne
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RICHMOND, Va. — Shock rockers GWAR admitted recently that despite decades of dousing their fans in bodily fluids, none of…
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Collin Canning
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LITTLETON, N.H. — Fans of infamous punk rock legend GG Allin were horrified to find the late musician’s grave shamefully…
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