WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you once interacted with on a…
Recently Stacey posted that she is about to purge her friends list and only the REAL people who ACTUALLY care about her are going to…
RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of an anime shitposting Facebook group…
Well, this isn’t good. Coheed Analytica, a data firm out of the United Kingdom that specializes in using people’s emo phases to undercut the authenticity…
GREEN BAY, Wis. — Aging punk Brian Kowalczyk marked himself “safe” on Facebook early this morning upon learning that iconic American hardcore outfit 7Seconds has…
It looks like Mark Zuckerberg is three steps closer to being a real boy today! Facebook just announced a major upgrade to the OS of…
Hi Facebook user! We threw this article into your newsfeed because we have a new tip for you based on your activity. It seems that…
We did it! We exposed Facebook’s plan to decrease organic reach in small amounts over the course of a few years with the goal of…
Hat’s off to Mark Zuckerburg, that man has done it again! Programmers and developers at Facebook Inc. are in the process of developing a Facebook…
PHILADELPHIA — Facebook user Sean Harris is reportedly “pretty confident” he liked the correct comments this past Friday to avoid backlash on a post about…
As someone who considers themselves to be an evolved being, I am well aware that social media addiction is a real problem. I’ve posted about…
NEW YORK — Local man Adam Lefler is increasingly nervous to check his 194 notifications on Facebook this morning after waking up extremely hungover, the…
I hate drama, which is why I used to read it from a safe distance on the internet. Social media was my healthy outlet for…
AMERICA — Parents nationwide went into a frenzy yesterday when a dangerous new party drug swept across their Facebook pages, multiple panicked sources confirmed. The…
I Liked Your Post so Why Didn’t You Like All My Passive Aggressive Comments on It
What the hell?! I took the time to like your post and then carefully picked it apart in the comments in a way that allowed…