OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley reportedly came in 27 minutes early with his air guitar at a recent show, embarrassed sources…
Opinion: The Thing I Love the Most About My Cybertruck Is How It Helped to Usher in the Most Embarrassing Authoritarian State the World Has Ever Seen
Oh man, have you seen my Cybertruck? It’s so fucking sick, dude. Just look at it. It’s like something straight out of a 1980s dystopian…
Drummer Who Accidentally Dropped Stick During Performance Unable to Make Eye Contact With Anyone Ever Again
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Drummer Brent Englewood of local punk band Crows and Ravens was uncharacteristically dejected after dropping one of his sticks while performing in…
Crazy! A.I. Wrote This Article and Also That Weird Text I Sent Last Night
Think A.I. can’t write like a human? Think again. Not only can it write like a human, but it can also write like me. In…
UPLAND, Calif. — A team of construction workers was surprised and overjoyed when a local dad took interest in what they were building and proceeded…
Old Spotify Playlist Reminds Man of Embarrassing Music Phase He Went Through Three Weeks Ago
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local music enthusiast Derek Barnett was struck with embarrassment after stumbling across a Spotify playlist he created only twenty-one days earlier, sources…
Lyft Ride Perfect Opportunity for Local Man to Enjoy Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin'” Without Judgment
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local bartender Marty Craig allowed himself to enjoy the Limp Bizkit classic “Rollin’” in its entirety last night without a tinge…