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Solar Eclipse Gets Hard Thinking About How Many People Will Be Looking Directly At It

Jordan Liffengren • April 8, 2024

BOSTON — The Solar Eclipse, expected to be visible later today, admitted he got super hard just thinking about how…

Six Songs We Listened To This Week While Preparing To Look Directly Into The Sun

Corey Montgomery • April 7, 2024

Eclipse season is upon us again, and if you’ve found yourself on a road trip to decimate some small town’s…

Staring Directly at Eclipse Least Harmful Thing Punk Will Do to His Body Today

Dan Kozuh • August 21, 2017

NEWPORT, Ore. — When local punk Greg Denny looks directly into the sun during today’s eclipse without the aid of…