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What a Dumbass! This Guy Thought His Emergency Dental Surgery Was Covered by Healthcare

Reuben Blanchard • May 26, 2024

Lemme introduce you to this week’s asshole: Davis Benton of Pasadena, California. What makes him an asshole, you ask? This…

Music Fan Nostalgic for Days when Pitchfork Made Him Feel Like Complete Dumbass

John Danek • May 6, 2023

CHICAGO — Ravenous music fan Terry Manns feels a wistful sense of melancholy for the days when music publication Pitchfork.com…

“Keep in Mind the Year Was 2005,” Says Man About to Tell Racist Anecdote

Rachel Steele • April 1, 2022

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…

7 Movies I Think Could Never Be Made Today Because I’m a Fucking Dumbshit

Patrick Coyne • November 16, 2020

It’s no revelation to say that most of the great comedies of yesteryear couldn’t be made today. The cultural climate…