Ashley Naftule
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WASHINGTON — President Trump pardoned a 5-year old Bourbon Red turkey named Mikey this morning, sparking outrage amongst law enforcement…
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Sari Beliak
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PHOENIX — Netflix has ordered three separate hour-long, stand-up comedy specials from local dad Bob Cecil after his hilarious comedy…
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Krissy Howard
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Local frontman Mike Croft delayed his families Thanksgiving dinner with a 20-minute shoutout to “everyone and everything he’s…
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GREENSBORO, N.C. - The parents of local punk Karla Marsh were reportedly concerned by her straight edge boyfriend's refusal to…
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ATHENS, Ga. - Despite being CEO and owner of his own DIY record label, 16-year-old Eric Heffenueller is still very…
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CUPERTINO, Calif. - Less than a week after the FBI announced it had cracked Apple’s iPhone encryption technology on its…
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The Hard Times Staff
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HARTFORD, CT – In a disturbing display of antisocial behavior, local psychopath Chaz Milwall bragged to coworkers that he routinely…
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