Matt Husser
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July 11, 2025
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Second Amendment enthusiast Greg Browner reportedly sprang into action today after the advice “only a good guy…
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Ben Friedman
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June 19, 2025
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem revealed that she shot a department watchdog in the face simply because…
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Tim Sheard
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June 11, 2025
NEW YORK — Columbia University agreed to re-hire several prominent phrenologists in a bid to quell President Trump’s threat of…
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Dicky Stock
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May 29, 2025
PALM BEACH, Fla. — Despite existing only as a series of crudely sketched plans on cocktail napkins and one AI-generated…
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Tim Sheard
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May 24, 2025
WASHINGTON — Popular YouTube children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel sparked backlash from pro-life right-wing commentators for her brave stance against ongoing…
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Tim Sheard
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May 22, 2025
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders praised their own strategy of placing “gate” at the end of Trump-led Republican crimes in the…
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FRANKFORT, Ky. — Oft-succumbing and soon-dying United States senator Mitch McConnell revealed his post-political plans of destroying all the houses…
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Ben Friedman
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March 30, 2025
CHARLESTON, S.C. — MAGA devotees united in shock and outrage in protests across the country after local woman Helen Graves…
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Lauren Grimaldi
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March 21, 2025
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance once again shared his belief that Americans need to be having more babies, though…
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Steve Packosky
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March 1, 2025
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding Kid Vid be the sole member of the Burger King…
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