Charles Bill
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CHICAGO — The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists shocked the world today with an announcement that their most chill scientist…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter Belinda Carlisle officially retracted the eponymous claim of her 1987 hit “Heaven Is a Place on…
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Trevor Graham
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BENTONVILLE, Ark. — Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden launched into immediate action to supply federal aid to the raging Los Angeles wildfire by sending…
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Julien Perez
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LONDON — A group of scientists from the British Institute of Music Technologies released a bombshell report predicting that unless…
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Peter Woods
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STANFORD, Calif. — Scientists from Stanford University’s Center for Social Climate Research issued a new report claiming that women wearing…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 announced new plans to capture ecological superhero Captain Planet and his…
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Arielle Andreano
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WASHINGTON – Experts at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration recently claimed that depressed people will no longer have to…
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Tim Graham
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DENVER — A multinational non-renewable energy corporation is attempting to pin all of Earth’s environmental problems on an individual from…
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Drew Gigis
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FARMINGTON, Mich. — Legendary rockstar, and noted climate change denier Ted Nugent excitedly unveiled the world's first gas-powered guitar to…
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