Trevor Graham
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Well, it’s that magical time of the year again. It’s the holidays and all that capitalist bullshit that we used…
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Rob Steinberg
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Whether you are among the 1% aristocrats or just a big Kubrick fan playing pretend, Christmas is a time to…
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Evan Vest
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LOS ANGELES — A decorative mistletoe went missing at a Hollywood holiday party only to be discovered in a private…
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Dan Rice
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Son, I will not be mailing your Christmas wishlist to the North Pole this year, please have a seat. Over…
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Rose Eden
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The holidays are back once again and many feel the urgent community responsibility of purchasing their loved one’s gifts from…
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Bill Rockas
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BROOKLINE, Mass. — Local cynic Winston Buckler has panned the joyous advent of the Toyotathon as nothing more than a…
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Matt McInerney
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PHILADELPHIA – Researchers at Temple University found that most Americans are using their precious few vacation days to sit on…
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Doug Kolic
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AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…
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Dan Kozuh
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MADISON, Wis. — Local screen printer Peter Taylor admitted he could really use the $10 check his grandmother would send…
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Alex Vlahov
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AKRON, Ohio — Progressive-minded, but very smelly, children across the world woke up to gifts from Crust Punk Santa who…
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