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The holidays are a time of family, reflection, and raw-doggin’ in the back of the sleigh. And what better mood music to get your nipple…
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For many of us, the task of cultivating the tastes, opinions, and dispositions that constitute an earnest human personality is just too daunting. Luckily the…
The holidays are upon us, and we’ve been getting cozy with some of our favorite classic films to get into the spirit. While stumbling across…
Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and your drinking is out of…
Well, you try to do something nice for the holiday season and what happens? You get banned from preschools across the country, that’s what! At…
Christmas is right around the corner, a season of giving, connecting with loved ones, and the most god-awful ear-worm music you’ve ever heard in your…
Christmas season is here, and that makes it the perfect time to revisit the Disney holiday classic “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” It’s the touching story…
It’s hard being a rich punk. Especially when you’re not rich. So my parents got me a sweater for Christmas. The good news is it…
BREMERTON, Wash. — A local goth family left out the traditional offering of a full glass of hamster blood and a sacrificed lamb for folklore…
It can be difficult to get in the holiday spirit as an adult. It can be difficult spending time with a family you relate to…
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Die-hard calendar enthusiast John Beltran hoped the thin, square present under the Christmas Tree at his parent’s house isn’t actually a lame,…
The memories of Christmases of my youth never fail to fill my heart. Sure the gifts were great, but the look on my parents’ faces…
LONDON, Ky. — The Ghost of Christmas Past is reportedly “super stoked” to show infamous miser Ebenezer Scrooge how legit dope the local scene used…